Easy Quickie Costumes (FOR REAL THIS TIME)

Oh no. You didn't heed my warning about Halloween coming? NOT TO WORRY. I've done some pinteresting for you and here's my solution for all things Halloween. Makeup. 

On small children and babies especially.

a crock of crazy this Sunday

It's Sunday. I'm cruising pinterest for crock pot chili recipes...and I find this:

Look closer. It's pretty impressive. Points for creativity and execution.

I bought 6 costumes for 2 kids. So what.

It's true, I have too many costumes and not enough decision-making power. I feel panicky about kids, Halloween and costumes. In a few years they'll be all "Mommy, no more. You need to stop buying costumes." So I might have gone a little craycray (as the kids say) and bought a few too many this year.

Since my dear friend JULIE called me out on her thing this weekend, I feel the need to justify all my poor decisions. I'm SURE she wasn't judging me. Right?

Let's walk through my thought process, SHALL WE. I have a little 11 month-old. [FYI: He's got a massive (white man's) afro.] I was doing pre-pre Halloween research. Here's where pinterest took us:

I was like, awe, so cute.

Maybe we should use his hair as a prop?

Inspiration.

LMFAO for tots!

On second thought this guy is just...

Afro's! On AMAZON! No idea. Only 3 left, HURRY.

Then I got hungry.

Then sh*t got weird. This is from Martha Stewart, FYI.

Cute baby 3 arms.

I'll let you know how this works out. Might just be a dinosaur. In other news, I'll be holding a giveaway later in the week for my soul! Watch for it.

This.

http://fuckyoucongress.com/