1/11/12

NAIL NOW!

That's the name of the place that does my nails. You have to say it in a yelling-bossy type way. That's how it's pronounced NAIL! NAAAAA OW!

So, I'm just here to tell you about all the crazy shit that is going on on the internet that you may not have noticed. There's an ENTIRE world of people doing crazy ass nail polish stuff and posting pictures of it. And I LOVE IT. There's color reviews, tutorials, competitions. It's bananananananaanners. Not sure where all this time comes from.

This is fantastic.  They even all do the same POSE (SEE). I like all new-da. LOVE IT.

Anyhoo, just another crazy piece of the internet. Delivered.

1/10/12

OMG! KENDITASTIC TIME

I hadn't checked up on this bitch in a while. Yeah, I said the B word. WHAT?
Remember her?  Are you accusing me of stalking her? You're way off.

She's kidding, right?  Greasy hair, Kendi? Really. Um, GA-Rows! And she's making skinny face with the neck/face thing look a little more unnatural then usual. I'm worried about her neck tendons.


What a smug, smug little cutie she is. I'm sitting in Starbux in my PJs. Should I take a picture of MY outfit today? Ugh. I hope her new store is going GREAT!

*SIDE HUG*

1/9/12

You thought YOU WERE CUTE? REALLY?

I freaking love nail polish. Which means I have 100001 nail polishes at home and my nails look like shit. Unless I pay someone else to do them. I've pretty much outsourced most of my daily upkeep of my body to other people.*  Since I'm lazy and bad at things.  I can't even slap paint on things with out f*ing up.

Um. And I'm EVEN DOING THAT WRONG.

THESE ARE SO ADORABLE I HATE THEM.
By them, I mean the little owls, for being so cute.

THERE'S A TUTORIAL I WON'T EVEN READ. PEOPLE DO THEIR NAILS LIKE THIS AT HOME.

I'M YELLING AT NAILS AND NAIL POLISH.

CAN YOU HEAR ME GAWD?
WHY DOES THE INTERNET MAKE ME FEEL SO LAME? ANSWER ME, DAMN YOU!!!!!!!

*An incomplete list of things I waste my money on  because I'm incapable of doing it as well as others: hair cuts, hair color, finger nails, toe nails, eye brows (basically all hair of any kind), washing lettuce, carrots in general,  making coffee, Thai food, Vietnamese Food, sandwiches in general, most desserts, TBC...

1/6/12

Oh I just threw this together for a snack SNAP

Really people? The posting recipes thing is so OUT OF CONTROL on the webs.

Every GD time I measure off a teaspoon of baking soda I feel like I need to SNAP a PIC. TO PROVE I COOK. TO PROVE I"M ALIVE. TO PROVE I ROCK.

Enter this little gem of a ridic recipe...gorgeous much? I gave up READING the recipe. I got tired. Do not judge me.

and blog...
I'm hysterically laughing now. Hahahahahahahahahahhaha

 I can barely make steamed broccoli these days.
Hahahahahahahahahahhahah

And I need a rest afterward.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

PS:
Why does everyone have a blog and do things better than me and take pictures of it to make me feel bad WAS the original name of this blog.