You thought YOU WERE CUTE? REALLY?

I freaking love nail polish. Which means I have 100001 nail polishes at home and my nails look like shit. Unless I pay someone else to do them. I've pretty much outsourced most of my daily upkeep of my body to other people.*  Since I'm lazy and bad at things.  I can't even slap paint on things with out f*ing up.

Um. And I'm EVEN DOING THAT WRONG.

THESE ARE SO ADORABLE I HATE THEM.
By them, I mean the little owls, for being so cute.

THERE'S A TUTORIAL I WON'T EVEN READ. PEOPLE DO THEIR NAILS LIKE THIS AT HOME.

I'M YELLING AT NAILS AND NAIL POLISH.

CAN YOU HEAR ME GAWD?
WHY DOES THE INTERNET MAKE ME FEEL SO LAME? ANSWER ME, DAMN YOU!!!!!!!

*An incomplete list of things I waste my money on  because I'm incapable of doing it as well as others: hair cuts, hair color, finger nails, toe nails, eye brows (basically all hair of any kind), washing lettuce, carrots in general,  making coffee, Thai food, Vietnamese Food, sandwiches in general, most desserts, TBC...