I shall make fun of your blog now.
Look, I'm going to make fun of your blog, and it's not because I'm a hater, or evil or angry. I'm just sick of feeling bad about myself because you're more craftier. Funnier. Prettier. Smarter. Find better links than I do. And you follow through with great DIY ideas.
And how you got to quit your job because your blog is so successful. I'm just jealous. Shoot.
There will be swearing fun, tears, typos and, above all, lots of blogs to look at and be jealz of. You can handle it.
And we will pronounce the blog name in a hillbilly, slingblade voice. Because it's fun. And we're kind of a hillbilly.